Ok, having experienced the diet of a "petite" woman this past week I know why skinny girls are so bitchy. They are hungry. If someone would just feed them, or they would eat, we'd all be happier. I mean really, if there weren't any "skinny" girls there would be no way to measure against the "fat" girls. Kinda like a grading curve in school, we just need a weight curve. I mean curves = sexy body right, so that's my new argument.
Anyway...here's a normal diet as recommended by my nutrionist:
Breakfast
1/2 cup grits (no salt, no butter)
1 cup skim milk
1 1/4 cups watermelon
Lunch
3 oz Turkey
2 slices whole wheat bread
2 Tbsp light mayo
1 slice cheese
Light Yogurt
Cucumber slices
Raw broccoli
Dinner
3 oz hamburger patty, grilled/broiled (not fried)
1 cup potatos
celery, carrots, onions to season
My dog, Rosco, eats more than that in a day. I realize most people don't eat as much as me but is it ironic that I am eating like a bird and live in Cardinal Lake, on Robin Lane, which is off Meadowlark Lane? I think I need to move to a subdivison called Carb Village and live in the cul-de-sac off Bread Alley which connects to Pasta Avenue. I know I'll live there one day...it's called Heaven.
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