Does Size Really Matter?

When you're fat no one really ever asks what size you are.  When you start losing weight some folks get bolder and want to know things like what size you wearing.  I'm thinking it doesn't really matter since rarely is anyone specific about which size...blouse, pants, shoes, underwear, or bra.  So I think I'll go with my underwear size or maybe my shoe width.  That should raise some eyebrows.