Resolutions

Since I never keep New Year's Resolutions I decided I would skip it this year.  As January has progressed I thought, maybe I should use my never keeping resolutions as a more positive reinforcement.  So with the "I'll never keep these in mind" attitude, here are my 2013 Resolutions:

1. I will gain weight
2. I will spend more money
3. I will drink alcohol more frequently
4. I will cuss more often
5. I will be mean to people

So far, I'm off to a rousing start as 1-3 have not yet been kept.  Work has made #4 and #5 very successful!